Sister Edna sent a fax to the church office last Wednesday stating that her 2-quart CorningWare Casserole dish went missing after Sunday night fellowship at the 1st Baptist Church. She’s very upset and threatening to withhold her tithe if it’s not returned. If you mistakenly took it home, please return it to the church office. No questions asked. Also, please keep Brother John, Edna’s husband, in your prayers. There isn’t anything wrong with him, he’s just tried of Edna’s crap.

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